#classroom chaos

[nonovyabuisness]

My friend was playing Brawlhalla in geopolitics class and he told me very excitedly “watch this !” . Only to be annihilated seconds after by the bot.

I fucking wheezed so loud one of my classmates turned around and just stared at me.

Update:

IT HAPPENED AGAIN ! XD

Oh he finally killed it good on him.

Ps: My other friend keeps calling Brawlhalla “a wish version of Smash Bros” to piss him off and he is currently planning a murder.

[mortifiedandawesome]

CRASH TWINSANITY MUSIC | CLASSROOM CHAOS EXTENDED

[lifein238]

*Student A walks into classroom and pauses to make an announcement to the other students already in the room.*

Student A: Guess who got accepted to college, bitch?

*Student B launches self from seat and runs across the room, proceeding to tackle Student A into the wall with a hug.*

I love teaching seniors.

[constellationdewdrops]

"you never know when the pose you strike is your last" -algebra teacher

[dramatic-dolphin]

I've been rewatching Assassination Classroom and I've come to the conclusion that Nagisa and Karma are THE character dynamic ever. Like, there's the obvious appeal of the "which of them is more likely to kill you in cold blood" bait-and-switch, but the keyword here is "more likely", because both of them are fundamentally unhinged people who think murder-suicide is a really cool way to prove a point.

And their reactions to each other being unhinged are absolutely hysterical. Karma can act like a whole serial killer and the most Nagisa ever summons up about it is like mild concern. He sees Karma threaten to kill someone with a broken bottle and he literally does not even react. This is just completely normal for him. He always just seems vaguely surprised that anyone would actually be scared of Karma, whose hobbies include hospitalizing people.

Meanwhile, Nagisa sneaks up on Karma one (1) time, and he's like "Holy shit. He is terrifying. Like a venomous snake poised to strike. He is dangerous, I can't let my guard down around him, he could kill me", and all Nagisa did was just. Poke him in the side.

Also they are 14 years old.

[slothquisitor]

Thinking about Gale this morning, and that comment he makes in the epilogue about how he uses the threat of the bomb in his chest as a classroom management strategy. And…my guy. That’s….As a high school English teacher, I’ve got some bad news.

That’s not a deterrent. That’s a fucking challenge.

[barnbridges]

also call me a douchey conservative teacher who hates kids but teaching kids cursive is done to yes refine their motor skills but also their discipline and introduce them into something they dont have previous experience doing. it is done to instill in them while young that school (and their teacher) is where they learn stuff they can't elsewhere. that's why most places in the world outside of america teach writing in cursive.

[fumiko-matsubara]

Please consider following up another message after informing your friends the stupidity that you were up to last night.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[drfirefly08]

i find isogai - asano - maehara - sakakibara friendship (which i lovingly call the Quartet of Chaos) very appealing, its such a shame i cant finish that quartet of chaos fic, i dont like doing multichapter stuff </3 honestly those four together are gonna be a riot, just asano and isogai staring at sakakibara and maehara disappointingly as they try, and absolutely, fail to flirt with women. asano and isogai (lovingly) trash talking their own class and planning for world domination together (they both deserve it, as a treat <3) as sakakibara and maehara stare in horror at the monsters they've created because they were the ones who brought this friend group together i could write a one-shot but i already have an isosano fic i'm trying to write so maybe after i finish that

[j0kers-light]

Hello babes! Happy Tuesday to u! I’m currently at a friends birthday party so I hope your doing amazing today. Praises to u for the new pieces of writing you wrote, well done! 👏 👏👏👏

For this weeks fun question:

Who is a character you relate the most to? Like a comfort character! 😸👑

Ooohhh happy birthday to your friend @yona-luvs-u !! Thank you for the love, I was feeling blah about the chapter quite honestly. I haven’t heard much feedback.

Anyhoo!!!!! Let’s answer your week’s question. I love these so much btw! My comfort character that I relate to?

Mmmmm. Never thought about it. There’s a lack of ace characters in media. I’d say Nagisa Shiota from Assassination Classroom. Completely unbothered, easy going, androgynous person that tends to stick in the background yet still loved. 🖤✨

[mortifiedandawesome]

Crash Twinsanity Soundtrack Classroom Chaos (Cut)

[lifein238]

Me: "Alyssa how do you spell your name?"

Student: "Well...my name's Alison."

[constellationdewdrops]

someone in my class asked if they could listen to music and the teacher said with such Enthusiasm said "no but i can sing if you'd like!" and then started singing over the rainbow. loving this class actually

[sadlynotthevoid]

I want to read a LCF x Assassination Classroom crossover only for the sake of seeing OG!Cale interact with the principal.

They would fight and OG!Cale would win because he's such a little shit and fears exactly one thing— and manipulative assholes aren't that.

Principal Asano (whatever his name was) would have an aneurism trying and failing to intimidate him.

This brat (because any version of OG!Cale would kick his ass, but teenager!OG!Cale would be funnier) not only isn't affected by his bloodlust (he grew up around Ron, that was rather pathetic), he can see through his manipulations and plotting as if he was reading a book— an easy one, at that—, and had been going in circles around him since he entered through the door!

What is worst, he has been switching back and forth between almost calling him out and playing dumb since he tried to use one of his usual tactics with him. He's laughing at him inside— he knows it.

He ends up giving Asano a nervous tick.

So, AU where teenager Og!Cale transmigrates to AssClass world— maybe he appears near Karasuma's colleagues so he has to deal with him (because whatever God that delivered him knows that kid needs a responsible adult around)— and proceeds to take it really well. Can't say the same about some people (cofcof Asano cofcof) who fucked around him and now find out.

Meanwhile, Karasuma is very busy with his job, the supersonic octopus, getting his teaching license, and the strange kid with self-esteem issues that crossed worlds— who's now living with him.

Curiously, helping Cale to accommodate to a whole different world and society is the less difficult task out of all of them. The hardest part so far was explaining him why his happiness and reputation isn't a "good price to pay" for someone else's wellbeing.

(Although the talk about "why exposing yourself to any nocive substance was a bad idea even if you have a great tolerance or immunity to them, and therefore, is forbidden" had been a close one. Seriously, why does he knows how poisoned food tastes like?)

[mingain]

To the people who are still invested in Shifter in the Classroom, I promise I’ll finish it eventually, I’m just really struggling with motivation for it atm.